The Village Idiot Pub Patchogue
The Village Idiot Pub Patchogue
The Village Idiot Pub Patchogue

The Village Idiot Pub Patchogue

4.5(10k+)
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Sports Bar
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4.5(10k+)
$$Sports Bar
Who's An Idiot? In 2011, John Sarno had an epiphany that the town of Patchogue needed something a little bit more off beat, out of the box, and eccentric from the other restaurants in town. A place th…
Full Menu
1:30 pm - 10:10 pm

Featured Items

Opens 1:30 PM
Order for later

Featured Items

Tuscan Panini
$19.00
Larry Po'boy
$21.00
Chipotle Chicken Burger
$19.00
Fried Pickle Chips
$12.00
Turkey Club
$18.00
Chicken Fingers
$14.00
Reviews10k+ ratings • 80+ public reviews
4.5
of 5 stars
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Brian N
Emerging Expert • 5 contributions
Loved
3/30/24
• DoorDash order
Absolutley amazing lobster bisque have chunks of lobster meat !! adding lobster to the mac and cheese is WELL worth it jesus fries are to die for and Sliced Steak Sandwich and VIP Sliders cooked to perfection !!! 5 Stars all day !! this is a must have
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Allison K
3 contributions
Didn't like
9/18/24
• DoorDash order
Ordered a curly and a steak sandwich which weve had several times before. Curly came with less chicken than you would get at wendys and was missing the sauce. Sliced Steak Sandwich had almost no marinade. Both sandwiches were on dry, stale bread. Completely ridiculous given the price.
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TAUNYA T
1 contributions
Loved
12/30/25
• DoorDash order
Ordered The Meathead burger which was huge and Honey Garlic Chicken Sandwich it was delicious cooked just right and still hot when I got it. Would order again
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Gary H
Emerging Expert • 17 contributions
Loved
11/16/22
• DoorDash order
Best steak sandwich on LI. Only downfall here is I ordered Banana Fosters--more than one time--and each time they put the ice cream in the same bag as the food and it's vanilla soup by the time it arrives at the house.
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Charles P
1 contributions
Didn't like
6/23/25
• DoorDash order
I thought it was going to be on a nice hero like the mod which I love. Not enough food for that price. Now I am still hungry and going to go out for lunch . I was done eating in 5 minutes . Not happy with the amount of food . I get the same thing at the deck and I can't even finish it and it's got onion rings on it also. I will be changing restaurants now after this.
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Sauces and Extras

Kids Menu

Appetizers

Menu hours: Tuesday - Thursday 11:00 am to 10:45 pm. Friday 11:00 am to 10:00 pm. Saturday 12:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Sunday 1:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Our Famous Jumbo Wings

Menu hours: Tuesday - Thursday 11:00 am to 10:45 pm. Friday 11:00 am to 10:00 pm. Saturday 12:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Sunday 1:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Served with bleu cheese, carrots, & celery. Add 2 oz bleu cheese or carrots & celery for an additional charge. Trademark buffalo, Johnny black BBQ, teriyaki, dry rub, mango habanero, Nashville hot, buffalo garlic Parmesan or signature marinade. Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Flatbreads

Menu hours: Tuesday - Thursday 11:00 am to 10:45 pm. Friday 11:00 am to 10:00 pm. Saturday 12:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Sunday 1:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Salads

Healthier option. Menu hours: Tuesday - Thursday 11:00 am to 10:45 pm. Friday 11:00 am to 10:00 pm. Saturday 12:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Sunday 1:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Add to any salad: chicken, steak, shrimp, or seared tuna for an additional charge. Wrap it up (gluten-free) (white, whole wheat, spinach and herb or gluten-free) for an additional charge. Extra side of (2 oz) dressing for an additional charge. Dressings: Italian, bleu cheese, cilantro lime vinaigrette, balsamic vinaigrette, Caesar, fat free raspberry vinaigrette, ranch, thousand island or honey mustard. Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Stoopid Sliders

Menu hours: Tuesday - Thursday 11:00 am to 10:45 pm. Friday 11:00 am to 10:00 pm. Saturday 12:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Sunday 1:30 pm to 10:00 pm. 3 sliders per order. Served with crinkle cut fries or house-made potato chips. Substitute any sides for an additional charge. Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Soups

Menu hours: Tuesday - Thursday 11:00 am to 10:45 pm. Friday 11:00 am to 10:00 pm. Saturday 12:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Sunday 1:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Signature Dishes

Menu hours: Tuesday - Thursday 11:00 am to 10:45 pm. Friday 11:00 am to 10:00 pm. Saturday 12:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Sunday 1:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Wraps & Paninis

Menu hours: Tuesday - Thursday 11:00 am to 10:45 pm. Friday 11:00 am to 10:00 pm. Saturday 12:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Sunday 1:30 pm to 10:00 pm.All wraps and paninis come with choice of crinkle cut fries or house-made potato chips. Wrap options: white, whole wheat, spinach and herb or gluten-free. Substitute any side for an additional charge. Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Burgers

Menu hours: Tuesday - Thursday 11:00 am to 10:45 pm. Friday 11:00 am to 10:00 pm. Saturday 12:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Sunday 1:30 pm to 10:00 pm. All burgers come with a choice of crinkle cut fries or house-made potato chips. Substitute any sides for an additional charge. Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Handhelds

Menu hours: Tuesday - Thursday 11:00 am to 10:45 pm. Friday 11:00 am to 10:00 pm. Saturday 12:30 pm to 10:00 pm. Sunday 1:30 pm to 10:00 pm. All sandwiches come with a choice of crinkle cut fries or house-made potato chips. Substitute any sides for an additional charge. Before placing your order, please inform your server if a person in your party has a food allergy.

Sides

Prices on this menu are set directly by the Merchant.

Prices may differ between Delivery and Pickup.

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