★★★★★ Ding Tea has entered my routine and refused to leave.
An updated diary. A cry for help. A love story.
Day 1:
“I’ll just try it once.”
Reader, I did not.
Day 6:
Discovered Condensed Milk Coffee Latte (Cold)
Suddenly I’m productive as hell.
Tasks fear me. Sleep does not exist.
Day 9 of Addiction:
Pulled an all-nighter.Monster Boba Latte carried me like a caffeinated angel.
I can no longer function without it.
This feels medically significant.
Day 14:
Ordered 4–5 times this week.
Again.
At this point it’s a standing appointment.
Day 21:
Morning after the all-nighter:Aloe Vera Peach Juice
Hydrated. Reborn. Forgiven for my sins.
My organs sent thank-you notes.
Day 37:
My workflow is now:
👉 Monster Boba Coffee
👉 No sleep
👉 Aloe vera
👉 Delusion
👉 Repeat
Day 52:
Told myself I’d “cut back.”
Immediately placed another order.
Self-awareness is not the same as self-control.
Day 68:
The app knows my order.
This is my life now.
I'm powerless&accept that now
5⭐️
